Nope. Everything is drenched in dairy and gluten. We have too much gluten flying around to comfortably serve a GF cheesecake or biscuit and when it comes to dairy free, we feel there are so many vegan bakeries that are experts in their craft and would love your support. We leave all GF and Vegan to them!

We do not allow minors for dine-in at this time.

Minors may accompany an adult to place a take-out order only. We wouldn’t really call ourselves kid friendly. If you plan on bringing your kids place a to-go order, thats rad! Just remember: they can’t eat here, we dont have a kids menu, the music will have swear words/explicit content, and the bathroom is covered in 1970's centerfolds.

Lots of titties.

No.

Our specials change weekly, they are made from scratch in limited batches.

Once they are gone, they are gone until we get the urge and decide to make it again.

Side Piece is first come, first served. We do not offer reservations. This will never change.

Only if we can say hi to them

We do not offer pre-ordering at this time.

Both of Hailey’s parents were born in 1973 and she’ll never shut up about how much she loves them. Had to secure that favorite child position somehow, what better way then by dedicating an entire restaurant interior to them.